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Slop Killer

Finds the sentences in your copy that sound like ChatGPT microwaved them, then rewrites them.

By Rich

Paste your copy. Slop Killer marks each phrase that gives the draft away as AI, says which rule it breaks, and rewrites it in plain language. If you only want the clean version, ask for the rewrite and skip the report.

It hunts the usual suspects:

Words you never hear a person say out loud: delve, tapestry, leverage, seamless, game-changer, unlock

  • The fake reversal: "It's not about X. It's about Y."
  • Throat-clearing: "Here's the truth", "Let that sink in", "In a world where..."
  • Em dashes, everywhere they show up
  • Tails that try to sound deep: "...and that changes everything"
  • Lists of three that exist only for rhythm: "bold, honest and alive"
  • Things that act on their own: "the data speaks for itself", "the decision emerged"
  • Openings and closings built on the same sentence

...and many more.

Your numbers, names, prices and claims come back exactly as you wrote them. It only changes how you say it.

$19
One-time purchase

Secure checkout through Stripe. Your email is shared with Rich, who may send you updates.

What's included

  • Slop Evaporator, ready to chat the moment you sign up
  • Instructions written by Rich
  • Your own Eden workspace, with 50 free credits
  • Updates from Rich, automatically
  • Works in Claude and ChatGPT too, through Eden MCP

Sold by Rich

What you can ask

  • Audit this draft for AI slop and show me every violation with a fix.
  • Rewrite this so it reads like a sharp human wrote it. Keep every fact.
  • Give me the 50-point triage score for this post and the three highest-impact fixes.
  • Check this landing page copy against the banned words and the negation-affirmation cap.

Use it in your own AI app

Buy once, then open Slop Killer in the AI app you already use. The instructions and knowledge come with it.

  • ClaudeOne click
  • ChatGPTPaste once
  • CursorOne click
  • Claude CodeOne command
  • One click connects it to Claude or Cursor. ChatGPT and Claude Code take a single paste.
  • Open a chat and Slop Killer is already loaded, instructions and knowledge included.
  • Using it there costs nothing extra. Your app's own usage still applies.

Questions

What do I actually get?

An AI that does the job the way Rich does it. Give it what you're working on and it works from Rich's method, examples, and rules. No prompting and no setup.

Do I need to be good with AI?

No. There is nothing to set up and nothing to "prompt." Open it and type the way you'd text Rich. Ask what you'd ask them.

Isn't this just ChatGPT?

No. ChatGPT guesses from the whole internet. This only knows Rich's method, examples, and rules, so the answers sound like Rich and stay inside the method. Ask both the same question and compare.

Is there a limit on how much I can use it?

Your Eden account comes with 50 free credits, and each message uses one. If you use them up, you can add more inside Eden.

What happens after I buy?

It opens in your free Eden account right away, on web and phone. You keep it. When Rich updates the method, your copy updates too.

Get Slop Killer

$19 one time. Ready to chat the moment you sign up.

Rich

50% Off The Grid. 50% Internet Kid. Creative Director / Builder / GTM founder